JIM OCH DU

2016-04-24
09:11:57

Dirty Dirty Pick Up Lines

 

 
 

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

 

 

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.

 

 

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

 

 

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

 

 

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

 

 

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

 

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

 

 

You know what would look good on you? Me!

 

 

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

 

 

I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!

 

 

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.

 

 

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.