09:11:57
Dirty Dirty Pick Up Lines
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
